"You might as well stop looking. My husband says you'll never find it. He has it all in an offshore account."

"It's not so much a bribe . . . just think of it as a loan with some strings attached."

- Famous Quotes -
"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

- Tom Lehrer
"The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government."

- Barry Goldwater
"I am proud to be paying taxes in the Unitied States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money."

-Arthur Godfrey
"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women."

-Unknown

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